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The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.
Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning
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by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.
Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!
by Nekromekanik May 22, 2005
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The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.
mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on
by rooney425 July 10, 2008
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To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland
"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"
by LazerboxOfFrogs November 03, 2012
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symptoms: sometimes tight jaw syndrome and the abilty to waffle bollox.
by fluff ball September 02, 2003
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The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy
Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.
by RoryStuff September 01, 2019
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