stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
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1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
by steve September 20, 2003
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Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
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She's such a stonker. Smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of wine.
by some other guy in the mountain November 28, 2013
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Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
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Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
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