Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

stonker

1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.

1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004

stonker

Great big fuck off hard on

ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!

by steve September 20, 2003

Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!

by guidopestoni August 31, 2010

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob May 13, 2005