Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
by steve September 20, 2003
Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
by Matt October 20, 2004
by some other guy in the mountain November 28, 2013
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
by Muckyfingers82 June 03, 2022
by Retrogradesheep April 10, 2014