stonk

a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.

by stonk market ceo September 04, 2020

stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

by Anon. October 01, 2003

stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

by River Dove February 19, 2004

stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.

by ken dressler August 06, 2003

stonk

a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack

"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

stonk

A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"

by Will_A August 17, 2005

stonk

A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej

by Diesel Daddy June 04, 2009