Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.
by Nastrael November 20, 2014
It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.
by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019
Stronk is just strong typod, and still has basically the same definition, though stronk is used more sarcastically.
by SirKricketVantas May 2, 2018
by yourmom1337 March 5, 2023
STRONK
adjective
1. A strong drunk
2. Drunkenly strong.
3. Strong person who drinks to much and tries or does some feat of strength.
4. When the mental faculties of a strong lifter are affected by much alcoholic drink.
adjective
1. A strong drunk
2. Drunkenly strong.
3. Strong person who drinks to much and tries or does some feat of strength.
4. When the mental faculties of a strong lifter are affected by much alcoholic drink.
"Dude I got so strunk yesterday I lifted a tree and parked it in front of my neighbours house." - Cixelsid
"Lets go strinking."
"Man, look at that stronk! He just pushed that car out of its parking space!"
"Lets go strinking."
"Man, look at that stronk! He just pushed that car out of its parking space!"
by memorex39 March 12, 2012
A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019
A typo of the word "strong," originating from competitive play of a game of Heroes of Newerth. Mostly used sarcastically because of it being a mistype.
by Nighthound May 31, 2011