Stoonker

Pig ugly Person

You love are a stoonker- did you see her last night she's a proper stoonker

by VikSteve November 5, 2014

Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Stooner

A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.

He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff

by Stooner December 20, 2020

Spoonker

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

Stoinker

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky

I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you

by drooper June 19, 2018

Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003