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When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
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A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.
He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff
Stooner by Stooner December 20, 2020

Spoonker 

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

Stoinker 

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky
I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you
Stoinker by drooper June 19, 2018
British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
Stonker by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014
Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
stonker by Dan Fox July 18, 2003