When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bitkinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"