Definitions by sbp1029

liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.

She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.

liquid blanket by sbp1029 February 22, 2015

rusty sensei 

Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.

I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.

rusty sensei by sbp1029 November 7, 2013

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.

While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.

stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm

That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.

50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

little brown eyeball 

Another term for the anus. Refers to the eyeball quality of the anus when viewed from certain angles or positions because of its uncanny ability to look at or see through a person.

When I was taking her doggy style, her little brown eyeball soulfully gave me a wink of approval.

little brown eyeball by sbp1029 October 21, 2013

rusty ride 

The act of being ridden anally.

She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.

rusty ride by sbp1029 October 17, 2013