stifter

A complete moron. I mean someone who does and says the stupidest things.....EVER

you just pulled a stifter!

by my name is chris April 14, 2005

radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

by Flowersty July 23, 2007

left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.

Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.

by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022

Stifler's Mom

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.

Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

by Steve Stifler The Stifmeister August 12, 2012

Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

by [e-mail] November 19, 2007