Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

stinkerino

when someone farts

I let out a huge stinkerino , and i don't mean letting out my students early from class ;)

by xyzdragon December 23, 2016

spiffernoodle

A skinny, well dressed fellow

Sup,Spiffernoodle.

by DAVE_WAVE November 15, 2017

swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.

Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006