Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.

He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.

Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.

He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.

He is Stifler.

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.

A movie jerk who is... jerkily lovable! Played by the adorable Seann William Scott. He is a lacross jock and I hate lacross. The best quote is 'I'm gonna rock out with my cock out/I'm gonna hang out with my wang out."

1. Noun, Person:

A famous character in the American Pie series of movies. Also, each of the American Pie Presents movies (Straight to DVD spinoffs) feature some member of the Stifler family.

Band Camp featured his brother, Matt, who we see briefly in the first American Pie movie when Steve steals his computer, to watch Nadia and Jim.

Both the Naked Mile and Beta House featured Erik Stifler, Steve Stifler's cousin.

2. Adjective. Used to describe someone who is sexually active, rude, crass, but loveable.

The best guy in the american pie series.
Hates paul finch cos he fukd his mum. People things his mums a MILF (mutha id like 2 fuk.
also see Finch

Someone who looks and act like Steve Stifler from the American Pie series.