pile 

anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..

Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)

pile by jon May 13, 2005

pile 

To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avioding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consiousness).

Bob hasn't come out of his apartment in two days, what a pile.

pile by Dan Reeves January 10, 2006

pile 

Someone that that sits around on the couch and smokes a shit load of weed.

That guy is such a pile, he hasnt come out if his house for 3 days.

pile by randalf von richtoven January 13, 2008

Pile 

A 3 dimensional measurement used to calculate distance ,time, circumference, pi, weight, velocity, density, temperature, acts of god, force, gravity, WPM, resolution, direction, time, and worth.

"7.45 cubic kilopiles should get me to my destination".

Pile by vectortec October 17, 2003

PILE 

Slander.

Man that kid is such a pile.
(as in pile of shit.)

PILE by Philisdumb March 18, 2003

pile 

Acronym for "Potentially Inebriated Lifeless Equipment." Can be used to describe anything in a state of disrepair or complete inoperability. The word pile can also be used to reference animal feces, or a "steaming pile."

"Man, that car is a pile!"
"This customer's Linksys router is a pile"
"That dog just left a steaming pile on my lawn!"

pile by 2wheeledfury July 3, 2007

PILE 

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

PILE by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003