anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..
Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)
by jon February 20, 2005
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To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avioding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consiousness).
Bob hasn't come out of his apartment in two days, what a pile.
by Dan Reeves January 09, 2006
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Someone that that sits around on the couch and smokes a shit load of weed.
That guy is such a pile, he hasnt come out if his house for 3 days.
by randalf von richtoven January 05, 2008
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A former friend, being influenced by another negativly. A complete && utter waste of time. Someone who is constantly flaking, being gay, decietful, sneaky, && lieing. Pretty much being a tiny speck on the distant coast of sanity. Someone who is constantly the hot g
Alex: Naw ii have to go do chores.
Ali: Dood your a fucking pile, this is the 6th time this week you've had to do chores.
by Alii Lansing July 11, 2006
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Acronym for "Potentially Inebriated Lifeless Equipment." Can be used to describe anything in a state of disrepair or complete inoperability. The word pile can also be used to reference animal feces, or a "steaming pile."
"Man, that car is a pile!"
"This customer's Linksys router is a pile"
"That dog just left a steaming pile on my lawn!"
by 2wheeledfury June 08, 2007
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1. A specimen of incoherent architecture.
2. 'Roids, in the plural.
3. Short for pile o' shit, used esp. with potentially dangerous machinery.
1. The Gellert is that Art Nouveau, Neo-Gothic Turkic revival pile on the Donau.
2. That three legged beaver got piles from the hot seat.
3. Effin Aeoflot pile, thought we would die, duct tape on the fuselage...
by armsnlegs May 24, 2004
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1. A loose assortment of material, gathered into and construed as a single entity. The contents of a pile are usually explicitly stated or implicitly understood to be undesirable (i.e. trash, shit, ass, maggots, gaywads).

2. A person who either functionally or essentially resembles the aforementioned.
Yeah, he's a fucking pile. Left me all his work to finish. I'mma leave him a surprise.
by nayhem June 15, 2008
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