stiffer 

Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers

A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.

stiffer by blonde one December 11, 2008

stiffer 

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

stiffer by Brunel September 17, 2005

stiffer than a honeymoon dick 

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

stiffer than a honeymoon dick by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass 

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

sleep stiffer 

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

sleep stiffer by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

Snout sniffer 

Someone who sniffs the snout, pretty much. Term coined by junior grimes ©

If you deny being a snout sniffer, more than likely you ARE one in Secret

Girl 1: hey Danny boy you wanna come over?

Danny: ew no I do not associate myself with filthy snout sniffers such as yourself get away from me

Girl 1: :(

Danny: thank god, I’m safe now

Snout sniffer by Sunkendonuts August 10, 2021

snout sniffer 

an insult/or playful tease useful for any reason as it simply means that someone SNIFFS THE SNOUT, (animal snout, etc, whoever’s snout it is)

However, if someone sniffs the snout then they should be monitored closely for that indicates sus behavior

Being a snout sniffer isn’t always a bad thing but it can be…which makes it better!

Benjamin and Ashley are both snout sniffers, unlike Tara who is a closeted snout sniffer

If you claim you don’t sniff snout then 99% chance you are a snout sniffer

snout sniffer by Uggs bunny January 2, 2022