[e-mail]'s definitions

shady hack

somone who fixes things in a manner far from properly done
uses ducktape band aids whatever it takes to fix the problem but not actually repairing it properly

did you see the way he fixed that wheel sensor or how about that bondo job yeah what a shady hack he is

by [e-mail] September 8, 2007

jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

by [e-mail] January 25, 2008

i like my steaks rare

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.

i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

buppies

anoother word for breasts or boobs used many years ago more popular from the movie blue lagoon

your not so perfect yourself mr richard lestrange I seen you playing with it and know what happens when you do it for a long time
no fair i never peek on you
thats a lie your always staring at my buppies
only cause they look so funny
my buppies are not funny take it back or ill never speak to you again

by [e-mail] February 9, 2009

pearl catcher

cum catcher,one who guzzles cum,or catches cum,in relation to cum being refered as pearl or a pearl necklace. or also a patern of seaman in the outline of a dream catcher

hey look at that slut , shes a pearl catcher
yeah i know i gave her one last nite..

by [e-mail] December 2, 2007

cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

by [e-mail] March 5, 2008

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008