pearl catcher

cum catcher,one who guzzles cum,or catches cum,in relation to cum being refered as pearl or a pearl necklace. or also a patern of seaman in the outline of a dream catcher

hey look at that slut , shes a pearl catcher
yeah i know i gave her one last nite..

by [e-mail] November 08, 2007

helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

by [e-mail] November 02, 2007

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 01, 2007

futbucker

a dislexic spelling of butfucker
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it

hey whats going on futbucker?
asshole

by [e-mail] January 03, 2008

sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

by [e-mail] October 30, 2007

shady boss

The one who tells you to do things you should not from time to time or even does things he doesent want you to do or vice versa a poor role model

I cant believe he just told me to do that what a shady boss he is do as i say not as i do right

by [e-mail] October 04, 2007

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] November 29, 2007