[e-mail]'s definitions

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

buppies

anoother word for breasts or boobs used many years ago more popular from the movie blue lagoon

your not so perfect yourself mr richard lestrange I seen you playing with it and know what happens when you do it for a long time
no fair i never peek on you
thats a lie your always staring at my buppies
only cause they look so funny
my buppies are not funny take it back or ill never speak to you again

by [e-mail] February 9, 2009

i like my steaks rare

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.

i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

shady hack

somone who fixes things in a manner far from properly done
uses ducktape band aids whatever it takes to fix the problem but not actually repairing it properly

did you see the way he fixed that wheel sensor or how about that bondo job yeah what a shady hack he is

by [e-mail] September 8, 2007

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Redneck Truck

This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4x4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.

hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2009