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smashing your carrot

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com April 7, 2007
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red badge of courage

when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.
last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 23, 2008
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sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode
Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 14, 2007
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it was awesome

this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"
I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 23, 2008
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colon cowboy

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 7, 2008
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jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum
wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 25, 2008
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buppies

anoother word for breasts or boobs used many years ago more popular from the movie blue lagoon
your not so perfect yourself mr richard lestrange I seen you playing with it and know what happens when you do it for a long time
no fair i never peek on you
thats a lie your always staring at my buppies
only cause they look so funny
my buppies are not funny take it back or ill never speak to you again
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 9, 2009
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