by Stuck January 4, 2020
Get the squkit mug.Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
Get the Squitter mug.by Starchylde July 14, 2015
Get the 'squitos mug.Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
by tonymcguff May 14, 2010
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Yeah, it was so squitarted.
She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
Yeah, it was so squitarted.
She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018
Get the Squitarted mug.I fucked with her before she became a squito
by datboideme June 17, 2019
Get the squito mug.The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.
The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
by Gio Marron July 30, 2010
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