squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Exam shitters

When you really need to shit before your exams, because you are stressed.

Damn Kris, you seem to have a case of the exam shitters

by baboon_shark November 9, 2020

Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016

Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

by HananaBannah October 21, 2009

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008