vonk

when you've been hit in the head so many times you can't pronounce the letter b

Qingxi Zhao Ping was vonked in the head so many times she stopped reading aloud and became mute.

by SquitartedSyd February 16, 2020

UGG

someone who is so UGLY that no other words can describe them

Kim K: REGINA! Aggis is so UGG even lice won't touch her!
Regina George: BERTHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT!

by SquitartedSyd February 11, 2020

flatitude

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are

GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!

by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

morbese

when you're so obese it burns too many calories to say the words morbidly obese so you just combine them

*heavy breathing* i'm so morbese ive had type *more heavy breathing* 2 diabetes since my existence.

by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018