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A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.
"Man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scrotum. Pass me another beer would ya?"
squirff by Travis Dean December 1, 2007
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Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.
What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.
Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

Squiffoid 

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.
I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!
Squiffoid by loulahoula May 26, 2013

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.
squiffy by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Squiriferous

To have the characteristics of a gentleman.

Synonym- Chivalrous

Antonym- Douchebag, Player, Jackass, etc.
"That guy just offered me 20$ for sex. What happened to all of the squiriferous guys in this place?"
Squiriferous by Suial December 12, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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