squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

squirff

A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.

"Man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scrotum. Pass me another beer would ya?"

by Travis Dean December 1, 2007

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Squiriferous

To have the characteristics of a gentleman.

Synonym- Chivalrous

Antonym- Douchebag, Player, Jackass, etc.

"That guy just offered me 20$ for sex. What happened to all of the squiriferous guys in this place?"

by Suial December 12, 2009