squirf 

1. a combination of when a woman squirts and queefs.

2. a term used to convey exuberance and excitement.

3. utilized in a sentence to fill in for a word

Man, my girl squirfed on me while we made love last night.

Theo Ycoy, told me he squirfed when he found out the Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor.

Squirf you chump!

Aye, that dope chick in chemistry said she likes you.

Oh, SQUIRF?!

squirf by Jimmy Stiff August 26, 2011

Squirf 

Marching band peoples who band together to unite all squirf people in their community.

Calling all squirfs, calling all squirfs. Join the squirf union as we will do things!

Squirf by bo-jack September 5, 2009

Squirf 

Opposite of a queef. A dick fart, uncertain how it occurs just make sure it doesn't happen to you.

"I thought I was about to bust a nut but I just squirfed in her eye."

Squirf by Lucky Lachance June 4, 2018

Squirbo 

Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.

"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave

Squirbo by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

Chris Squire 

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.

I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!

Chris Squire by Resedo August 4, 2009