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squidzoid is sucking my cock
squidzoid by fuck_ur_mom July 30, 2018
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It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...
Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol
squiffed by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squishoid 

Crushed, mangled, smashed, compacted with sudden great force - innards and / or endtrails busting forth, and oozing out. Fresh roadkill or a huge bug that has met its sudden end. The ultimate form of "squished."
Hey, that big wood spider I just stepped on is majorly squishoid. Check out the carnage!
squishoid by JoeSpeak July 28, 2009

squiffin 

Are you squiffin me?
squiffin by Mattsums February 10, 2007
1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.
1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."