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Squiffing 

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence
Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered
Squiffing by Scottleydog February 26, 2025
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Fart Sniffing 

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

yelling and sniffing 

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.
Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

turtle sniffing cotton 

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

book sniffing 

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.
Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

The Spiffing Brit 

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.
One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.
The Spiffing Brit by Doctor J October 13, 2020