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Consume by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017
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to eat correctly
“Consume”
Consume by shrugslummer October 28, 2018
Consume cun-SOOM- Verb:

1) In fantasy football, to pass someone in either the total score of a matchup or in the projections.

2) In fantasy football, when a running back or receiver gets a heavier workload than the usual starter.
Exp: "The Shady Bunch have consumed the Brown Town Legends in the projections after the defense glitch."
Exp: "Kareem Hunt has consumed Nick Chubb, leaving him a bum-ass nigga."
consume by Hoss171717 November 15, 2019
A command used during any good drinking game, pretty much self-explanatory.
*Person 1 fails task*
Person 2: CONSUME!
*Person 1 drinks*
Consume by matrixbadger July 28, 2009
Consume by Chase Atlantic
Melanie: I consume cAcA!
Super cool person: Alright alright woahh-
Melanie: Omg what a good song!!!
Consume by theyownme July 18, 2019

consume the child 

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

consume the child 

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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