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Tha act of a heavy bottom female exiting a jacuzzi bumping her butt against the pavement making a loud wet like fart sound. Making everyone in the jacuzzi turn their ears 180 making a stink face like stare followed by an eruption of laughters!
Amanda from next door exited the jacuzzi suddenly and unknowingly squarffed at the jacuzzi edge clearing the area directly.
Squarff by Deeznuta73 September 25, 2021
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Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.
Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.
Squareface by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018
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A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.
"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."
squirff by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

Squareforce 

The combination of the three Squareforce pieces. Similar to the Triforce, but made of squares! Also another name for the Tetraforce.
Link, you must find the Squareforce!
Squareforce by Zelda of Time September 20, 2015
"oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
Squaff by Maggie Peake March 24, 2011

Squaffin 

To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.
Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
Squaffin by nAttErOni September 11, 2018

Squaffle 

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.
I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.
Squaffle by Cruziana June 20, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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