squiffed

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

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It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

squiffed by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

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squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007

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A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

squiffel by Natasha March 22, 2005

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I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

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Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

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Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

squiffer by zldj November 18, 2006

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