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1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.
I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.
splurd by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003
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Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.
The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"
Splurve Ball by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010
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splurd Splurdle splurdunking splurdy splurge Splurt slurd spludge splurf splur

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

spluddle 

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof
My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.
spluddle by shyjason September 5, 2005

The Splund 

A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists of other ghouls and monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming. Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
The Splund Fat pink blob full of hot air
The Splund by Shadocat February 19, 2009
Splursy’s an 18 year old YouTube Star he began in 2018. He rose to Fame in 2018 dropping daily Vlogs. Splursy has a big following on social media, having millions of followings. Splursy was born in Rogers, Arkansas December 18, 2002.

Splursy drops daily Vlogs from doing all types entertaining crazy thinks on his Vlogs, Splursy lived in Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Francisville back in 2013-2014 at age 11 an 12 living with his family he was living there for a short time also growing up in the same block to rap star Lil Uzi Vert. Splursy later moved back with his parents to his hometown in Arkansas leaving his family friends behind, Later when 2018 came Splursy started his career age 16.
Splursy by Splursy June 13, 2021

urge to splurge 

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.
In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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