splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

splurge

to ejaculate and evacuate

matt splurged on natalie last night

by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019

splurge

act of semen shooting out of the erection

"John was finishing up his moment with a splurge"

by xxprincessjayyxx July 27, 2015

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

splurge

when u go a long time without masterbating and u sit next to a fine ass chick in class and u cum in your pants

Holy shit dude the new girl was so fine that i splurged all over my pants

by hatedforsex April 16, 2007