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masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
by dr.smegman January 19, 2011
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The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
by Liev Love April 24, 2007
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Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
by Elsie Gundo July 23, 2005
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Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
by bobknob October 02, 2006
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