3 definitions by The Yoghurter

The radius in which explosive diarrhea splurts and sprays.
“The spradius engulfed the entire bathroom floor with hot wet chunks of melted poo.”
by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.
“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”
by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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