splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

Spledunking

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.

Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by A Nation of One October 6, 2011

Spluderdunking

When you go to dunk doughnuts in coffee, and the coffee spills because your coffee is too full so its spludering while your dunking.

I totally just Spluderdunked

Aw man, I GOTTA stop Spluderdunking

by Knuxallen December 5, 2010

SPURLUNKING

the sport of toilet games that requires the art of sitting upright on the john and aimed directly over the top of one's penis head with ones mouth, followed by a well placed and slowly dropped lugie from the mouth onto the head of one's penis while on the toilet.

Today children we will be learning to potty train and after I the teacher will help you with your SPURLUNKING technique.

by Michael Mancuso aka. C++ March 2, 2004

Spludunking

“Spludunking” the act in which somebody “poos” and “ejaculates” at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings if nervous.

“Aye everybody! John is SPLUDUNKING everywhere!”

by Muntmaster April 26, 2024

spludunking

“Spludunking” the act in which a person aggressively shits and ejaculates at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings when nervous.

“Hey everybody! John is spludunking all over Alros mom!”

by Muntmaster April 26, 2024

spludunking

The action of skydiving but naked with the exception of a parachute.

Bro I was spludunking and a family of four saw me land.

by SugarLickPimpDaddyLongStroke May 6, 2024