a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
by AaronJG October 30, 2016
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The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
by kam75xx April 03, 2021
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When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.
When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.
by Willcom September 05, 2009
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