Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009

spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Yo son I got some good slurdledurdle from my girl last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Spurdle

1. Noun - A turtle on the drug commonly known as speed. Still not that fast.

you run as fast as a spurdle.

by Mooch144 May 13, 2009

splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005