splosha 

A contraction of the popular saying "Sorry about you."

"Wow, you just got t-boned by a semi in your new BMW? Splosha dude."

splosha by emogothnintendoslut December 23, 2014

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

Poo Sploshing by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

Bobs Splosh 

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.

"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"

Bobs Splosh by The Blackwood February 11, 2021

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

sploshing by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009

splashaphonia 

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010