splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

by Dirty Dazzy-D June 08, 2006

Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

by wordzup August 26, 2008

Splosher

When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.

David, you absolute splosher.

by Minky October 05, 2016