Splostace

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Player 1: Bro did you see that Splostace? He literally fell off a bridge 4 times in last bedwars game!
Player 2: Yeah bro, no wonder why the GCatts won

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Splostace

A very nice and sometimes annoying person who is decent at shooters and is a very competitive person

Wow Splostace somehow got to gold 1 in valorant

Splostace by notthatguy3000 August 7, 2022

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Splostace • Sploshage • splottaled • Sploutaneous

Sploshage

Verb: The act of massaging another with food and or edible products, for pleasure. It is a splice between massaging and sploshing. May also be used as a noun.

Tanya enjoys foot sploshages with bacon and grits between her toes.

Sploshage by Tastetopia January 9, 2011

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splottaled

Completely destroyed or to be completely messed up

Let's go get splottaled at the party

My phone got splottaled after I dropped it

splottaled by TheGoaat May 14, 2017

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Sploutaneous

Describes the feeling of doing something in the heat of the moment.

Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.

Last night I made out with Jessica, I didn’t even know I was into her. I guess I was just feeling a bit Sploutaneous.

Sploutaneous by TheJabes March 29, 2024

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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