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Covering one's self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive sexual stimulation/arousal.

As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
"At the splosh party the group covered eachother in body paint and whipped cream."
by little Lady March 07, 2005
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
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Noun: a sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.
"We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!"
by jerich0 June 01, 2003
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Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.


Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.

Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'

'Fancy a cup of splosh?'

'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'

by 5t3IIa April 07, 2006
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The sound that is made when your feces hits the surface of the toilet water.
"When I did my number two, it made a big SPLOSH!"
by Josh-has-a-big-doodle July 31, 2012
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the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your poop breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your asshole
I just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my asshole, but at least i didn't have to wipe.
by mmegh2 February 01, 2010
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A filthy looking vagina.

A bulbous, hairy, diseased looking female sex organ.

A pickled herring smelling vagina with a flappy clit.
Mate that bitch had a filthy splosh.

I hooked up with this biddie, got her fully naked bro but nearly munted at the sight of her raging splosh.

The boys were at the strippers and were saying that the stripper had a gigantic splosh. They nearly munted.
by Splosh696969 November 26, 2016
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