A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.
Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"
Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
by orientxp June 22, 2010
Erasing all electronic evidence of a person or a relationship, to include contact information, emails, texts, phone call records, etc...
I broke up with Karen. I had to do a "DNA delete" on her ass. Bitch no longer exists!
My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.
My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.
by orientxp July 13, 2011
Feeling as though you are not receiving a proportionate number of texts in response to the number of texts which you send; intentionally not responding to a text or individual because they are just annoying or tend to over-text.
"I sent out over 70 texts to Kevin and he's only responded to two of them. I am feeling totally textglected.
by orientxp January 28, 2011
My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.
by orientxp June 03, 2010
Realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her vagina as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -'through whatever means necessary'.
Loser: "What'd you do last night?"
Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"
Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"
by orientxp June 04, 2010