Verb: The act of massaging another with food and or edible products, for pleasure. It is a splice between massaging and sploshing. May also be used as a noun.
Tanya enjoys foot sploshages with bacon and grits between her toes.
Named after the rusty stuffs of Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama, a Slossage is an attendee of Furnace Fest. Not to be confused with, or considered less than, a Furnie.
Man those Slossages really know how to spin kick, someday they’ll find peace with the Furnies.
A major event or gathering of people whose main goal is to drink and dress up in costumes. A combination of Halloween and getting sloshed. May be synonymous with how to acquire pancreatitis or hepatitis.
Going to Flat R10 in Copper Lake on the 27 for Sloshaween.
Can't wait to see what people are gonna dress up as for Sloshaween.
If you wake up and remember what happened on Sloshaween... you went to a Halloween party passing itself off as Sloashaween.
I can't believe Becky gave head to Ryan through while wearing a pumpkin for a head; yeah only at Sloshaween
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.