Urban Dictionary: boned

Top definition

Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed

*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned

by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

Apr 15 Word of the Day

to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.

"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)

by urbansammy January 20, 2017

*Why haven't we Boned yet?

by nightterror November 18, 2009

Super out this world high;

fucked up on the goods

“Dude I’m super BOONNED”
“This shit will get you boned!”

1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with

1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.

by Chase December 07, 2003

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 10, 2008

basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)

james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats

by mistereee October 19, 2012