rhenvar's definitions

on granite

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 19, 2010

finesseyoswagger

step your game up

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"

by rhenvar January 13, 2010

throw the gun

After an arguement is lost or an idividual has been outwitted, the loser, backed in the proverbial corner, takes the low road and resorts to personal cheapshots or name calling as opposed to facts.
Basically the individual has made a last ditch effort and like on the movies, "throws the gun" because he has run out of bullets (intellectual/factual ammo).

After proving Mr. T wrong in front of the crowd, he decided to throw the gun and bring up the time I slept with his twin brothers at homecoming.

by rhenvar May 13, 2010

splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

by rhenvar June 26, 2010

good-good

top notch pusssy or dick that'll get you sprung quickfast!

"shorty got that good-good"

by rhenvar January 15, 2010

Mandingo Downstroke

Deepstroking whilst in missionary position, usually with a larger than average penis.

My boyfriend was trying to redecorate my innards with his Mandingo Downstroke.

by rhenvar January 15, 2010

McMenstrual

A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses

'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."

by rhenvar January 9, 2010