on granite

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 18, 2010

spreeked

orgasmed, ejaculated (usually projectile)

Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!

by rhenvar May 13, 2010

McMenstrual

A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses

'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."

by rhenvar January 09, 2010

finesseyoswagger

step your game up

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"

by rhenvar January 11, 2010

throw the gun

After an arguement is lost or an idividual has been outwitted, the loser, backed in the proverbial corner, takes the low road and resorts to personal cheapshots or name calling as opposed to facts.
Basically the individual has made a last ditch effort and like on the movies, "throws the gun" because he has run out of bullets (intellectual/factual ammo).

After proving Mr. T wrong in front of the crowd, he decided to throw the gun and bring up the time I slept with his twin brothers at homecoming.

by rhenvar May 13, 2010

Dick Dynomite

Some bomb assed dick, master stroker, dick that'll getchyoass sprung!

I couldn't front on ole dude...he gave me that gug-gud...that Dick Dynomite!

by rhenvar January 15, 2010

bitterbug

1.a downer.
2.a miserable assed punk.
3.a busted, MadBall assed lookin' girl or guy, jealous of everyone and everything

"everyone is havin' a good time, yo Duke, why you gotta be a bitterbug?"

by rhenvar January 09, 2010