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seatjack 

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment
When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.
seatjack by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010
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spamjacked 

When your email/MySpace/other electronic communication account has been hijacked by a virus that then uses your account to send messages to all your contacts, usually to continue spreading the virus, and/or distrubute spam.
Hey man, I didn't think this bulletin from you on MySpace looked legit, I think you got spamjacked.
spamjacked by Mycopheles November 21, 2006

statjack 

To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.

Combines the words status & hijack.

The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.
Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."
statjack by LakotaGirl September 4, 2010

statjacked 

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.
"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"
statjacked by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

seatjack 

to have a seat on a public transportation vehicle taken from the rightful person through side stepping, racing in front or hurdling
Heading home after a long day's work and was seatjacked on the number 2 train.
seatjack by nyalias81 December 4, 2010

spitjacks 

So spit Jack's references the act of bursting out in laughter. Eg.. 'that bedard check just made me spit jack"

"Spitting flapjacks on one's knees"
that bedard check just made me Spitjacks"
spitjacks by Beantown4 October 19, 2023