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"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
by x January 31, 2003
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Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
by Jazpur September 06, 2011
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To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.
I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
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What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
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A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

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by Light White Dragon March 01, 2012
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Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.
"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"
by yes juanito yes September 25, 2014
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