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To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.

Combines the words status & hijack.

The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.

Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."

statjack by LakotaGirl September 4, 2010

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starjack

A starjacking occurs when a Starbucks patron, other than yourself, grabs your drink from the delivery counter and leaves the shop.

Polly was rather ticked when her Venti Extra-Hot No Foam 185° Chai Latte was starjacked.

starjack by vvonfuji March 30, 2005

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statjacked • Stat jack • Stat Jacking • seatjack • starjack • spatjack • Starjacker • Starjacking • scat-jack • Scat Jacker

Starjacking

Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.

I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!

Starjacking by Robin McCasland June 12, 2007

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seatjack

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment

When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.

seatjack by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010

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spatjack

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

spatjack by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006

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Stat jack

Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.

I'm really bored so I'm going to stat jack some friends.

Stat jack by nan nan November 27, 2009

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Starjacker

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.

Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!

Starjacker by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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