statjack 

To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.

Combines the words status & hijack.

The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.

Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."

statjack by LakotaGirl September 4, 2010

starjack 

A starjacking occurs when a Starbucks patron, other than yourself, grabs your drink from the delivery counter and leaves the shop.

Polly was rather ticked when her Venti Extra-Hot No Foam 185° Chai Latte was starjacked.

starjack by vvonfuji March 30, 2005

Starjacking 

Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.

I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!

Starjacking by Robin McCasland June 12, 2007

seatjack 

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment

When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.

seatjack by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010

spatjack 

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

spatjack by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006

Stat jack 

Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.

I'm really bored so I'm going to stat jack some friends.

Stat jack by nan nan November 27, 2009

Starjacker 

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.

Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!

Starjacker by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008