spamjacked 

When your email/MySpace/other electronic communication account has been hijacked by a virus that then uses your account to send messages to all your contacts, usually to continue spreading the virus, and/or distrubute spam.

Hey man, I didn't think this bulletin from you on MySpace looked legit, I think you got spamjacked.

spamjacked by Mycopheles November 21, 2006

Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

slavjacked 

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.

A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."

slavjacked by honeyhoop January 17, 2021

spagacked 

someone "spun-out" and "over-gacked"
on Crystal Meth

bob is so spagacked.

spagacked by sudafed July 23, 2004

spadacked 

Smoked out, spun out on drugs. Esp. Meth

That foo smoked too much. He is spadacked.

spadacked by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

Spagacked 

Someone that is so high on meth that they are not safe for public consumption.

Hey bro, did you see that tweaker flailing around in the public water fountain? He is so spagacked that he believes he is at the swimming pool.

Spagacked by HEVIL & CINDERZ August 8, 2019

statjacked 

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

statjacked by fb statjacker October 9, 2009