(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"
Refers to an attractive
female, who under
normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible
Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others
drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.
Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with
Sarah tonight at the
party.
No
way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!