spatjack

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

by Bradders1011 November 09, 2006

Gullicalf

Not quite gullible enough to be a gullibull.
A gullicalf will often accept something tenuous but then realise he's becoming a gullibull and step back from the brink.

From Wayne's World 2: "Come on! Do you think
I'm a gullibull or even a gullicalf?"

by Bradders1011 April 01, 2008