statjacked 

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

statjacked by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

strayjacked 

when a males ejaculate fails to hit its intended target

I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.

How was it?

It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.

strayjacked by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016

slavjacked 

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.

A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."

slavjacked by honeyhoop January 17, 2021

spamjacked 

When your email/MySpace/other electronic communication account has been hijacked by a virus that then uses your account to send messages to all your contacts, usually to continue spreading the virus, and/or distrubute spam.

Hey man, I didn't think this bulletin from you on MySpace looked legit, I think you got spamjacked.

spamjacked by Mycopheles November 21, 2006

statjack 

To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.

Combines the words status & hijack.

The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.

Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."

statjack by LakotaGirl September 4, 2010

Tatjacked 

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

Tatjacked by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

Starjacker 

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.

Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!

Starjacker by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008