spitjacks

So spit Jack's references the act of bursting out in laughter. Eg.. 'that bedard check just made me spit jack"

"Spitting flapjacks on one's knees"

that bedard check just made me Spitjacks"

by Beantown4 October 19, 2023

Hutton Spitback

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.

My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.

by Barzog January 23, 2013

shitjack

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.

Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.

by JSbig June 25, 2015

spitwack

When you want to beat off, and there is no oil or cream around. Just cough up a floogie and coat your knob. Works great.

While in my car, I sometimes indulge in a nice spitwack to releive some tension.

by flashboy July 19, 2003

shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

by theshitshow January 2, 2007

spatjack

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006

Shitsacks

The police

Yesterday my friends and I were just hanging out by our apartments and the shitsacks rolled on us and accused us of slanging. My friend Dante was beaten for refusing a search.

by TheNumberOne August 14, 2010