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A Christmas stocking containing broccoli. Giver reserves this gift for the jerks in their life.
Matt is such an asshole that all he is receiving this Christmas is a sockoli.
sockoli by iamonesbiatch December 4, 2010
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sockodile 

A sock that has run away from home or got lost in the wash and become feral. If you come across a sockodile or feral sock do not try to run or climb up a tree, sockodiles are fast runners and natural climbers
Crikey - look at the size of that Sockodile - you don't want to go rarking this baby up. The Sockodile Hunter
sockodile by Undy Bumgrope November 24, 2004
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Balls Sackolini 

2 girthy meatballs and a long spaghetti noodle forming a dick and balls
Dude, the cook gave you a balls sackolini

Corporate Sockline 

The ring-like imprint that is left on a person's lower leg as a result of wearing dress socks all day. These are frequently seen on middle aged men who go to the gym directly after work.
"Nice corporate sockline. You must be a kind of a big deal."
Corporate Sockline by Bhendu14 January 20, 2010

sockolies 

Dang man, i just took off my socks and i have major sockolies
sockolies by cbf41687 August 21, 2006

suckolitis 

When you suck too many weiners, you get suckolitis.
Damn girl, I got suckolitis.

sociolism 

(Social Confederacy)

noun

is a form of (devolutionary) self-governing none political and noneconomic structured social order. The nature of a Sociolist society is essentially what can be categorized as a social Confederacy. Whereby unlike its political or state variant which involves an association of sovereign states or communities united in an alliance or league. Sociolism or (Social Confederacy) involves an association of sovereign independent (Individuals) within the social framework of society. Who cooperatively not Collectively, (meaning each individual is vested with the right and freedom of free choice and will independent from that of the wish, will and interest of the "Centralized or axis" general will) unite together in an alliance or league so to achieve a common mutually beneficial end which will benefit all equally and fairly.
sociolism is a social order free from a centralized or axis political or economic authority free from restrictive imposed bureaucracy, which infringes upon and hinders the free choice and will of the social independent individual in how one chooses to live one's life.
sociolism by Baron Neville June 5, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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