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coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana
i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now
by chico May 05, 2003
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"
by Dagon April 30, 2005
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another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana
i'm smoking up my broccoli
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by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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The best minecraft faction on Amber Realm
"Broccoli is the best faction on Amber"
by 123sozloser December 16, 2019
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When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables
- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga
by YoungKings February 15, 2021
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