Socklitics

Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.

Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"

Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"

Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"

Socklitics by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012

sockitis 

wanking in ones sock regularly

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead

sockitis by ha ha healy March 29, 2009