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sockology

The study of giving sock or sock like properties to an object or person. Objects with these sock like properties are identified with the use of the word strum on the end of the word. (Derived from the superhero Leibstrom)
Lets do some sockology!
- Hairstrum
- Spleenstrum
- You can see the genral idea,............................. sockology................retarded to say the least! But very useful in day to day life!
by Proffesor Leibstrom October 23, 2005
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cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?
by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020
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soulology

Soulology is the deep study of the origins of the soul and what it seeks as nourishment. It is a study in humanity without any religious boundaries, barriers and limitations.
soulology, anthropology, humanities, biology, chemistry, liberal arts
by Samuel Nazer Walsh November 2, 2011
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Suckology

The study of sucking
I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT
by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015
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reverse suckology

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.
Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
by Meisterbater May 22, 2016
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Teenage Sociologist

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great
by Clynic98 December 9, 2010
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Saccology

The art of refusing to be broke!
Hey there! We gotta join the Saccology community!
by ngeshlew August 23, 2019
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