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A Christmas stocking containing broccoli. Giver reserves this gift for the jerks in their life.
Matt is such an asshole that all he is receiving this Christmas is a sockoli.
sockoli by iamonesbiatch December 4, 2010

Socksies 

Playing footsies with socks that are only half on your foot.
Stop playing socksies. It leads to babies.
Socksies by giggles91 October 15, 2010

sockless 

participating in any number of sexual deeds. ranging from the knee high to your basic drop and give me 20
- i heard you got sockless last night
- you heard right

sockless season 

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!
Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

sociolism 

(Social Confederacy)

noun

is a form of (devolutionary) self-governing none political and noneconomic structured social order. The nature of a Sociolist society is essentially what can be categorized as a social Confederacy. Whereby unlike its political or state variant which involves an association of sovereign states or communities united in an alliance or league. Sociolism or (Social Confederacy) involves an association of sovereign independent (Individuals) within the social framework of society. Who cooperatively not Collectively, (meaning each individual is vested with the right and freedom of free choice and will independent from that of the wish, will and interest of the "Centralized or axis" general will) unite together in an alliance or league so to achieve a common mutually beneficial end which will benefit all equally and fairly.
sociolism is a social order free from a centralized or axis political or economic authority free from restrictive imposed bureaucracy, which infringes upon and hinders the free choice and will of the social independent individual in how one chooses to live one's life.
sociolism by Baron Neville June 5, 2019

Rock-socksiest 

defines someone or something that rocks your socks more than anything else.
He is the most rock-socksiest person I know.
Rock-socksiest by klock0310 April 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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